Why oh why do we Love children??

A Little Laughter can Brighten Up Your Day

Enjoy =)


A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it
was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it
didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
didn't move."

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....

"Da-ad...." "What? "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No.

You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you ! NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to
spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer
and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then
asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl
raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Oh I just Love Children...

Take Care and God Bless!

Jonathan